The blue anti-birthday balloons are for real jokers. A funny saying is printed on each balloon, which makes it clear to the birthday child in an ironic and quite sarcastic way that he is slowly becoming obsolete.

Each pack contains 5 x 30cm birthday balloons with fun sayings including:

• 1 x light blue ‘HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!’ balloon
• 1 x light blue ‘BIRTHDAY WANKER’ balloon
• 1 x navy blue ‘BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD’ balloon
• 1 x Navy Blue ‘HAVE A SHIT DAY!’ Balloon
• 1 x Green ‘OLDER NOT WISER!’ Balloon